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Saturday, August 9, 2014

THUNG DONG FARM!



We found Thung Dong Farm on the internet back in December and I emailed the owner, Ae, to see if we could stay in the summer.  For the six months before we actually went to the farm, Ae emailed us literally every other week to check in - what did we like to eat for breakfast? Were we allergic to anything?  Did we need any hotel recommendations?  Did our cellphone have a Thai SIM card?  Were we scared of the military coup?  Did we like hot springs? Pomello juice?

Ae was so genuinely interested in our trip and our preferences that we knew his farm was going to be memorable!

The term "farm" is used loosely here.  It's basically just two city dudes, Ae and Nack, who moved out to the countryside to run the little farm and host other city folk like us on a couple acres of land with a hilarious collection of animals.  Ae and Nack are really funny guys and they kept us busy for three days just putting us in stupid situations with their animals and letting us play.

We fed the chickens and the geese!


We fed the fish!



We followed around this wild horse, and fed him carrots (they filled our fridge with them!)...

Read doesn't seem to know what to do with a wild horse...



In the afternoons, Nack would pull up to the house and tell us to get in his sidecar with a bag of feed and we'd go see their comically obese hogs (which they rescued from the Hill People, who eat the hogs, and they don't like that).



Their most prized animals were their set of pink buffaloes, which apparently is a real animal.  The guys were obsessed with them and were trying to breed them to make more pink buffaloes.  On the last day, Ae brought us out to ride them and we thought he was joking. 


He totally wasn't.







Nack also fed us something delicious every three hours - like, A LOT.  


And Ae BBQ'ed just so we'd have beer snacks.


Nack grabbed a couple of skewers and left for about 15 minutes to go bring them to a girl he liked.  

When he came back, he taught us how to set off these sweet lanterns.  These are "medium size".



Did I mention this all cost less than a stay at a roadside Howard Johnson in Upstate NY?

If you're in Northern Thailand, GO before they figure out they're running a magical summer camp for adults and that EVERYONE wants to ride a pink buffalo.  We felt like we had a Thai family for a few days and it was one of the best experiences we had in Thailand, which was one of the best countries we've visited!


Tuesday, July 22, 2014

FUNNY ASIA

A Hungarian passionately touches every pie!


Best place in Hong Kong to find a new sack.





As pure as true friendship

2nd from the bottom. We ordered it. Pork was everywhere.

Below, find our collection of Asia's finest unintended humor and fortuitous struggles with the English language.


In Korea, guys wait in line to get their makeup done




Cecily is a GIANT nerd.


Good news!



Chicago?
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Free Size



The incredible Japanese fusion of ice cream bar and ice cream sandwich



He knows he looks fly



Highly recommend their PMS Pie with a large Puberty Smoothie.



I can't even begin to understand how this happened.



I don no wat 2 sai



I feel it!


In Japan, Facemask is always the leader




I think somebody dropped some acid



He was in '81



It did not produce the desired effect


Nipples at the table in Taipei


I feel like it.



What you're seeing is a burger made of 3 ramen patties...



Sundays: the day pasta fights back


This is what the subway looks like in Taipei



Just like your life so soft and clean for your facial?



Likely story.



Litter into the bin. Ban controversy. Waterfall with caution. And everything else on the sign.




Molester tissues


My favorite Sunday morning activity



Nothing wrong with this.




"L" Struggles of Japan



Only 3 rules in Asian hotels



"Please feed me only with your waste" --  above all toilets at our Taipei hostel



Proudly owned and operated by women.



Quite a statement



Seriously



Sweet, sweet Jimmy



These are Japanese gigolos that sell--not sex--but good conversation to lonely women.



This is what happens when your better half goes full asian.



Time for an intervention



Upmarket horse



We decided not to use this ATM.



We especially liked the tender meat between the entrails.



What the fuck is this



Worst plan ever.



Yes, that's a vacuum sealed drumstick for sale.



You will burn your face!