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Showing posts with label Taipei. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Taipei. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

FUNNY ASIA

A Hungarian passionately touches every pie!


Best place in Hong Kong to find a new sack.





As pure as true friendship

2nd from the bottom. We ordered it. Pork was everywhere.

Below, find our collection of Asia's finest unintended humor and fortuitous struggles with the English language.


In Korea, guys wait in line to get their makeup done




Cecily is a GIANT nerd.


Good news!



Chicago?
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Free Size



The incredible Japanese fusion of ice cream bar and ice cream sandwich



He knows he looks fly



Highly recommend their PMS Pie with a large Puberty Smoothie.



I can't even begin to understand how this happened.



I don no wat 2 sai



I feel it!


In Japan, Facemask is always the leader




I think somebody dropped some acid



He was in '81



It did not produce the desired effect


Nipples at the table in Taipei


I feel like it.



What you're seeing is a burger made of 3 ramen patties...



Sundays: the day pasta fights back


This is what the subway looks like in Taipei



Just like your life so soft and clean for your facial?



Likely story.



Litter into the bin. Ban controversy. Waterfall with caution. And everything else on the sign.




Molester tissues


My favorite Sunday morning activity



Nothing wrong with this.




"L" Struggles of Japan



Only 3 rules in Asian hotels



"Please feed me only with your waste" --  above all toilets at our Taipei hostel



Proudly owned and operated by women.



Quite a statement



Seriously



Sweet, sweet Jimmy



These are Japanese gigolos that sell--not sex--but good conversation to lonely women.



This is what happens when your better half goes full asian.



Time for an intervention



Upmarket horse



We decided not to use this ATM.



We especially liked the tender meat between the entrails.



What the fuck is this



Worst plan ever.



Yes, that's a vacuum sealed drumstick for sale.



You will burn your face!

Sunday, June 1, 2014

THE CRAZY ASS FOOD SCENE THAT IS TAIPEI

We ate everything you see here in 3 days. That makes us either superheroes or fat pigs. You decide.

Churning out dough balls to drop in the fry pot

The final product -- springy sweet dough balls in the cutest bag

She seemed nice, but her foods were pretty gnarly...

For those of you who know how large Cecily's head is....well this fried chicken was enormous.

Digging into the $2 piece of chickengasm.
   
Cream
Red Bean
He makes bomb scallion pancakes

These are them
The best goddamned beef noodle soup you will ever eat.

Spicy Wontons

Pork noodle

Spicy Cucumbers

Soy bean sprout salad

Pork and Crab Soup Dumplings (Xiaolongbao)


They may not look like much, but these were seriously the best sesame noodles either of us had ever had. And off a plastic bag!

He's a big Solt Lake City fan. And he makes fried things on sticks.

We got the seafood balls


This was amazing to watch being made. It started the size of a golf ball and ballooned in the oil...
Through a misunderstanding, I accidentally bought 5.

There were tons of crazy bakeries...


These hot dogs were very shiny

I miss this one. It was redonk.

They put hot dogs in everything
This is Sushi Express. 

Every plate is $1

Mmmm

We got a lot of plates

And after sushi, it's time for a pussy coffee.

The many shapes of stinky tofu

Beautiful fruit

Animal parts on sticks

Looks like tasty dumplings, right?

Just wait until he unloads the jelly. These were not good.

Single-bite Sausages

Braised pork and mushroom rice

Crab Thick Soup. More thick than crab.

Night market sushi. $2 for roe, scallop, eel and two uni (sea urchin). 

Tasty skrimps

Literally the best fried oysters you will ever eat. A huge ass pile for $5.

Pick your plates to put into your hot-pot.

When you're ready, a dude will come over and get it going for you and add their special broth.

Then they give you a ladle to stir it so you feel like you did something. And what we made was delicious. 
And when you think you can't eat any more, you eat shaved ice.
It's shaved milk ice with your fruit of choice, and a drizzle of what you hope is condensed milk. Bomb.