About two years ago, Read decided to start giving himself haircuts. It was one of his worst ideas ever. Not only does he have no experience giving haircuts, he also likes to give himself haircuts at absurd times. We'll be on our way out to dinner or late to meet someone and I'll find him in the bathroom buzzing away in a rush. Obviously these haircuts look like shit and after a few days of asking him when he's shipping out, Read always agrees to get his next haircut done by a professional. Alas, for the last two years, Read has continued to give himself shitty haircuts.
Then, in Bali, this happened:
Only after seeing this picture did Read understand the extent to which he has a problem.
There is apparently one man in all of Ubud who gives haircuts. His name is Rudi and his shop always has half a dozen dudes waiting outside his purple room. His haircuts cost $1.
You'll notice that in the center poster for Rudi's "Top's Collection", it's all super Asian hair styles + one picture of Colin Farrell. On the left poster, the surprise celebrity guest is Rob Thomas.
Read's turn. Rudi's like... wtf.
Rudi wears a face mask.
Read's hair has never looked better! I forgot to take an after shot so you'll just have to picture the glory of all his hair cut in a uniform length.
Has Read finally been converted to professional hair cuts? The hope is this post will shame him into change.
I laughed so hard when I saw the results of your handy work!
ReplyDeleteOk Read, I agree with Cec - just GO PRO!
Question... did Rudi wear a face mask for all hair cuts or only Reads?